Fires of Heaven

Fires of Heaven is a World of warcraft guild on the alliance side of the Anachronos server. We're open to all levels and nationalities, and our goal is to be a nice community with a helpful smile towards all of our members. We aim to be a helpful guild
 
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Geonicus

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PostSubject: Memo to me   Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:27 am

Well. I've been playing WoW for awhile now and I'm going to start this memo thread. It should provide you with helpful tips while playing the game! Here are my favorites :

Memo to me :

Do not piss off more than one Ogre at a time. Once you respawn, your body never quite feels the same.

Memo to me :

Look before you leap. Through the normal lvl 37-38 enemies of Alterac there appeared to be an lvl 39 Elite i didn't notice until it started to kick my teeth in. Whenever i'm in Ashenvale or Dustwallow Marsh i still come across some teeth....

Memo to me :

Do not go into Feralas when u are lvl 27. Went there once. Got killed by a leaf. Everything is high lvl there...

Memo to me :

Always bring lots of tea! The respawn crew gets cranky when they weren't invited to the party and baserape you where u stand.

Memo to me :

WoW is the gift that keeps on giving! Attack one enemy, get four for free.

Memo to me :

Do not kiss Murlocs. Still trying to get the slime of their lips out of my pores.

Memo to me :

"LOOK OVER THERE" does not work with mobs.

2b continued..... Smile
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Eluvium

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Location : Brizzle & Swizzle

PostSubject: Re: Memo to me   Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:02 am

LOL amazing.

This is great because I was actually starting to write my own little guide.

but you're funnier then me :-(


lol!
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Eirwyn



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PostSubject: Re: Memo to me   Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:16 am

LOL i love the i got killed by a leaf line..... /smirk

ah yours was funny to ptit frere =) u hosuld post it as well
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Scanthia

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PostSubject: Re: Memo to me   Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:29 pm

My god... where do these brilliant gems of wisdom come from?

Fell of my chair laughing...

More to come i'm sure
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Eluveira



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PostSubject: Re: Memo to me   Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:01 am

lol nice, good way to start my morning Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Memo to me   Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:33 am

Here we go :

Memo to me -

If you're thirsty, just let your guildmembers beat the crap out of enemies.

Memo to me -

Geonicus has a new profession during guild dungeons : Bartending. Free water and Food

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Add fish, and I could be Jesus. Sort of.

Memo to me -

Obsessive tailoring leads to an empty wallet

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Geonicus is also the guild's tourguide. From Stormwind to Hillsbrad Foothills, he keeps everyone entertained. (or annoyed, but that depends on the person Razz)

Memo to me -

Geonicus can now Stargate around Azeroth, except Darnassus, need lvl 50 :S

Memo to me -

Horacio has a tiny penis complex (only a few guildies will get that one though Razz)

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I might not have a Mount, but I do have a Mouth

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Tia always tries to take away my keyboard, luckily my lvl is currently higher than hers XD

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I now have a long staff with a burning sensation. Not sure if I should be happy or see a doctor XD

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Always have Scanthia lead the way. Otherwise you might end up Dragonfood. Which I did. twice.

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Stay away from the Graveyard in Deadwind Pass. Recycled my soul faster than you could say "ouch".

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Eluvium feels swimming in the kitchen is more important than helping his guildies. Razz

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Whenever you are near the Harbor and the boat u need is already docked. DO NOT BOTHER running. SERIOUSLY DO NOT BOTHER RUNNING. or blinking. or expecting to make it. or all of the above. *mumbles*

Memo to me -

Spending all the money in the world on things you want is great! Until you realize you cant even pay the flight out of Stormwind afterwards...seriously.

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Before booking flights, always ask guildmembers if they need help with a quest. (yeah i'm looking at you Slashshamaan Razz )

Memo to me -

Deathguards run after you faster than paparazzi after a halfnaked Britney. And they want the same thing.

Memo to me -

Geonicus can make green silk bags now. So Silvos can throw up in them XD

Memo to me -

Apparently Draenei bleed purple

Memo to me -

Eluvium leads a pack of kids dressed as hungry mountain lions to kill me. Yeah I dont get it either Razz


Well, i've yapped enough already. for today at least Razz Bored at work, still woozy , still early. I wanna go home : / Ah well, done enough typing already. I guess. sort of. Maybe. See u guys in Azeroth Wink
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Silvos



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PostSubject: Re: Memo to me   Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:41 am

Hahaha lots of funny ones again.
PS: I'm not sick anymore ^^ Just enjoying a final day at home to rest up.
And get some food in me, hehe.

Owyeah I went into Feralas at lvl 25 and survived ^^ whooooo!

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Eirwyn



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PostSubject: Re: Memo to me   Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:02 am

woot glad your no longer sick! =)
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Eluvium

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PostSubject: Re: Memo to me   Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:42 am




Memo to me -

Horacio has a tiny penis complex (only a few guildies will get that one though Razz)


Memo to me -

Tia always tries to take away my keyboard, luckily my lvl is currently higher than hers XD

Memo to me -

I now have a long staff with a burning sensation. Not sure if I should be happy or see a doctor XD

Memo to me -

Eluvium feels swimming in the kitchen is more important than helping his guildies. Razz




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Those made me laugh pretty hard.

Horacio. What a douchebag.
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