Memo to me

Well. I've been playing WoW for awhile now and I'm going to start this memo thread. It should provide you with helpful tips while playing the game! Here are my favorites :

Memo to me :

Do not piss off more than one Ogre at a time. Once you respawn, your body never quite feels the same.

Memo to me :

Look before you leap. Through the normal lvl 37-38 enemies of Alterac there appeared to be an lvl 39 Elite i didn't notice until it started to kick my teeth in. Whenever i'm in Ashenvale or Dustwallow Marsh i still come across some teeth....

Memo to me :

Do not go into Feralas when u are lvl 27. Went there once. Got killed by a leaf. Everything is high lvl there...

Memo to me :

Always bring lots of tea! The respawn crew gets cranky when they weren't invited to the party and baserape you where u stand.

Memo to me :

WoW is the gift that keeps on giving! Attack one enemy, get four for free.

Memo to me :

Do not kiss Murlocs. Still trying to get the slime of their lips out of my pores.

Memo to me :

"LOOK OVER THERE" does not work with mobs.

2b continued.....

LOL amazing.

This is great because I was actually starting to write my own little guide.

but you're funnier then me :-(

LOL i love the i got killed by a leaf line..... /smirk

ah yours was funny to ptit frere =) u hosuld post it as well

My god... where do these brilliant gems of wisdom come from?

Fell of my chair laughing...

More to come i'm sure

lol nice, good way to start my morning

Here we go :

Memo to me -

If you're thirsty, just let your guildmembers beat the crap out of enemies.

Memo to me -

Geonicus has a new profession during guild dungeons : Bartending. Free water and Food

Memo to me -

Add fish, and I could be Jesus. Sort of.

Memo to me -

Obsessive tailoring leads to an empty wallet

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Geonicus is also the guild's tourguide. From Stormwind to Hillsbrad Foothills, he keeps everyone entertained. (or annoyed, but that depends on the person )

Memo to me -

Geonicus can now Stargate around Azeroth, except Darnassus, need lvl 50 :S

Memo to me -

Horacio has a tiny penis complex (only a few guildies will get that one though )

Memo to me -

I might not have a Mount, but I do have a Mouth

Memo to me -

Tia always tries to take away my keyboard, luckily my lvl is currently higher than hers XD

Memo to me -

I now have a long staff with a burning sensation. Not sure if I should be happy or see a doctor XD

Memo to me -

Always have Scanthia lead the way. Otherwise you might end up Dragonfood. Which I did. twice.

Memo to me -

Stay away from the Graveyard in Deadwind Pass. Recycled my soul faster than you could say "ouch".

Memo to me -

Eluvium feels swimming in the kitchen is more important than helping his guildies.

Memo to me -

Whenever you are near the Harbor and the boat u need is already docked. DO NOT BOTHER running. SERIOUSLY DO NOT BOTHER RUNNING. or blinking. or expecting to make it. or all of the above. *mumbles*

Memo to me -

Spending all the money in the world on things you want is great! Until you realize you cant even pay the flight out of Stormwind afterwards...seriously.

Memo to me -

Before booking flights, always ask guildmembers if they need help with a quest. (yeah i'm looking at you Slashshamaan )

Memo to me -

Deathguards run after you faster than paparazzi after a halfnaked Britney. And they want the same thing.

Memo to me -

Geonicus can make green silk bags now. So Silvos can throw up in them XD

Memo to me -

Apparently Draenei bleed purple

Memo to me -

Eluvium leads a pack of kids dressed as hungry mountain lions to kill me. Yeah I dont get it either


Well, i've yapped enough already. for today at least Bored at work, still woozy , still early. I wanna go home : / Ah well, done enough typing already. I guess. sort of. Maybe. See u guys in Azeroth

Hahaha lots of funny ones again.
PS: I'm not sick anymore ^^ Just enjoying a final day at home to rest up.
And get some food in me, hehe.

Owyeah I went into Feralas at lvl 25 and survived ^^ whooooo!

woot glad your no longer sick! =)

Memo to me -

Horacio has a tiny penis complex (only a few guildies will get that one though )


Memo to me -

Tia always tries to take away my keyboard, luckily my lvl is currently higher than hers XD

Memo to me -

I now have a long staff with a burning sensation. Not sure if I should be happy or see a doctor XD

Memo to me -

Eluvium feels swimming in the kitchen is more important than helping his guildies.



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Those made me laugh pretty hard.

Horacio. What a douchebag.